I’ve Lost My Stinking Phone…

2,000 pictures I have taken on my phone since July, and hadn’t got moved to my laptop yet. Pictures of the birth of my 2nd grandchild. Pictures of my 1st grandchild’s second birthday. Pictures for several travel posts I haven’t gotten up, yet.

And, I can’t find the damn phone.

It got me thinking about how much of our lives are contained in this little electronic device that we can carry in our pocket. I feel lost. I’ve never permanently lost a phone before. I look at my babbee’s pictures, 7-8-9-10 times a day?

I’m almost certain it will turn up, but I can’t be certain. I’m not sure if I have mobile tracking on it, or not.–The next task is to call the phone company, something I may surely regret. Sprint’s customer service was always helpful–this will be the first time calling this new company’s service desk–first time since I moved to this company, because Sprint did not have a signal in the area of Arkansas where we were living. I am dreading this call.

At this particular second, technology feels like the enemy. Weird, coming from me, who has always preached to keep alternative, non-electronic records, in case of AHBL. In the case of photographs, I failed. All the contacts and stuff can be recovered, but I am worried about those pictures.

On a positive note, the customer service at Home Depot, on a Black Friday in the United States, was exceptional. I thought I had left it there, when I went in with a friend to get a box to ship a TV in. The customer service agent I reached on the telephone actually went back to the isle I told her, and looked for my phone. She didn’t have to do that. That was priceless to me.


This Woman…

I see this woman, every week, usually on Tuesdays, at the Veteran’s Hospital.

She’s usually dressed mid-professional, clean-cut, jeans are ironed, and whatnot.

I am pretty certain she is a veteran. She doesn’t have a hospital badge, I’ve seen her with the elastic around her arm, like they give when you’ve had your blood drawn, and she carries herself like a Marine, in charge of her destiny or her troops…most of the time.

Twice, I have seen her recoil from loud, startling noises, and hit the deck. Once, I asked her if she was OK, and she replied, in a voice that probably didn’t sound like her own, “Don’t touch me!”

I want to tell her, it will get better. It’s slow as hell, but it will get better. I want to tell her, “I’ve been there, still, more often than I have the courage to admit.” I want to tell her it will be OK.

But how do I start this conversation with a practical stranger? I wouldn’t be comfortable if someone I didn’t know said this to me–it even sounds a bit condescending as I type it.

There is a huge need in this country, and probably in others, to have a conversation about how to interact with returning soldiers suffering from PTSD. It’s high time it wasn’t the elephant in the room.

How do I reach out to this woman, this perfect stranger?

To My Snuggle Puppies

Hi, guys! I finally figured out how to make and save a video recording! Yeah, Me!

Of course, Oma forgot to remind you that she can’t hold a note in a bucket, but hopefully you won’t mind!

So, with no further adieu, here’s Snuggle Puppy for Princess Chaos, and Prince Havoc!

Here’s hoping this works! Oma is not a computer whiz like your Mom & Dad. I hope they teach this stuff in schools now!

A Tour Through The Marjorie Merriweather Post Art Collection at South Plains College, Levelland, TX

To begin this post about the Post Art Exhibition, I must tell you I have absolutely no idea why every picture I have ever taken, in my entire life, slants towards the floor on the right. I must also apologize for any dreadfully blurry photos, and I will try to find a better image online to share, for those pictures. The day I visited, the lighting was kept low, to preserve the paintings, and it made getting good shots of them difficult. Most of the information about the paintings was gleaned from South Plains Colleges’ website about the permanent exhibit.

Before we begin, I would like to take a few minutes to say a special thanks to Ms. Latha Tucker, who was my guide to the exhibit that day. She was wonderful! She gave me a bit of back history about each picture or portrait, and even showed me a life-sized image of the potrait of Caroline at Brandenberg, before it was restored! It really highlighted what the effects of age and evolving conservation efforts can be on priceless art. She was incredibly nice to take several minutes out of her day as a college administrator to show me the collection!

I want to convey some additional information from the Collection’s website, here:

“Over the course of 44 years, the paintings of the Post Collection hung in the original Student Center, the Library and the Fine Arts Building.  Because of the size of the paintings, the entire collection has never been displayed in one location, until now. The construction of the 1,750 square foot art gallery addition to the Christine DeVitt Fine Arts Center in 2008 provided a permanent home for this unique collection that has awed, inspired and intrigued thousands of students and art patrons on the dusty plains of West Texas.

South Plains College is deeply indebted to the generosity of Marjorie Merriweather Post in providing this collection of fine art and allowing students and the community alike to experience and appreciate art in the way she did during her lifetime.”

Now, on to the art!

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Granville, 2nd Earl of Gower
Sir Joshua Reynolds, appx., 1760

The Earl portrayed in this painting is believed to be Granville Leveson-Gower, the son of John, first Earl of Gower, though when the portrait was appraised in 1962, the possibility that it was someone else was brought forward. Granville was born August 4, 1721, and died October 26, 1803.  From 1747 to 1764 he sat in Parliament as member from Westminster and at various times was Lord Privy Seal, Lord Chamberlain and Lord President of the Council. He succeeded as second Earl of Gower in 1754 and was created Marquess of Stafford on March 1, 1786. He sat for Reynolds in 1760-1761.

Sir Joshua Reynolds (1723-1792) was an English Painter in the Grand Manner, who was the foremost portraitist of his day. He was born in Plympton, Devonshire, on July 16, 1723, the son of a cleric. He learned portraiture from Thomas Hudson, the most fashionable painter at the time in London. After three years traveling in Italy, he returned to London, where he soon attracted notice by his portraits of prominent persons. He came to be the first English painter to achieve social recognition for his artistic achievements.

When the Royal Academy of Arts was instituted in 1768, Reynolds was elected president and was knighted. In 1784, he succeeded Allan Ramsay as painter to the king. In the same year he exhibited his portrait of the English actor Sarah Siddons as the Tragic Muse (1784, Huntington Art Gallery, San Marino, California), probably his greatest portrait.

Reynolds is credited with more than 2,000 portraits. Stylistically, he was influenced by Michelangelo and the Flemish painter Peter Paul Rubens. His portraits form the epitome of London society of his day. He died in London in February 23, 1792.

This portrait was purchased by Marjorie M. Post at the Sale of the Blakslee Collection in New York in 1915, reportedly for $4,000.

Prior to it being loaned to SPC, the portrait was examined in 1962 by Eric Waterhouse of the Barber Institute of Fine Art, Birmingham University, England. Professor Waterhouse, at the time, was a leading authority on Reynolds and his portraits. While he substantiated that the portrait was indeed a product of Reynolds’ studio, he was more inclined to identify the gentleman in the picture as James, 2nd Earl of Waldegrave (1715-1763).  His identification was based on its comparison to other portraits of Granville Leveson-Gower, 2nd Earl of Gower, and those of Lord Waldegrave who may have sat for the portrait in 1760-1761.

At the time the painting was loaned to South Plains College in February 1965, it was said to be the only Sir Joshua Reynolds portrait on public display west of the Mississippi River.

Mrs. Post officially gifted the painting to the College in May 1973.

Through a generous grant from The CH Foundation, the painting received restorative treatment in 2009.

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Caroline, Queen of George II
Sir Godfrey Kneller, 1716

This is another potrait I botched up, with it being terribly blurry. Aside from the images on the South Plains College website, that my computer cant seem to display, I was not able to find an exact copy online in the National Portrait Gallery (NPG) database, Google Images, or Wikipedia. However, the NPG did have a very similar black and white image that was attributed to John Farber, Jr., and created in 1727 or later. I wonder if the Farber mezzotint might have been a copy of Sir Kneller’s earlier work? The orientation, background, jewelry and adornments are very similar.

This full-length portrait represents Caroline of Brandenberg-Ansbach, who became Queen Consort of England in 1727. Caroline (1683-1737) was the daughter of John Frederick, Margrave of Brandenburg-Ansbach. Five years after her father’s death in 1687, her mother married Elector John George IV of Saxony, and Caroline lived with her mother at Dresden. Left an orphan in 1696, the girl lived at Berlin with her guardians, Elector Frederick III of Brandenburg, and his wife, Sophia Charlotte, daughter of Electress Sophia. At the age of twenty-two she married George Augustus, Electoral Prince of Hanover, by whom she had eight children, the eldest being Frederick. When her father-in-law George I became King of England in 1714, she and her consort went to England and shortly thereafter were invested as Prince and Princess of Wales. Thirteen years later, in 1727, George Augustus ascended the throne as George II.

When Mrs. Post acquired the painting, the sales catalogue attributed the painting to Allan Ramsay (1713-1784), who George III appointed Principal Painter to the king in 1767, long after Caroline died in 1737. However, when the painting underwent conservation treatment in 2009, two faded and deteriorated labels were discovered on the stretcher, which attributed the painting to Sir Godfrey Kneller (1646-1723).  Kneller was the leading portrait painter in England during the late 17th and early 18th centuries, and was court painter to Britist monarchs from Charles II to George I, a span of 43 years.

Kneller was born Gottfried Kniller in Lübeck, Germany. He studied in Leiden, but later became a pupil of Ferdinand Bol and Rembrandt in Amsterdam. After working in Rome, Venice and Hamburg, he came to England in 1674 at the invitation of the Duke of Monmouth. He was introduced to, and painted a portrait of, Charles II. Concentrating almost entirely on portraiture, he founded a studio which produced portraits on an almost industrial scale. His portraits set a pattern that was followed until Joshua Reynolds and William Hogarth. When Sir Peter Lely died in 1680, Kneller was appointed Principal Painter to the Crown by Charles II.

In the 1690s, Kneller painted the Hampton Court Beauties depicting the most glamorous ladies-in-waiting of the Royal Court for which he received his knighthood from William III. Created a baronet by King George I, he was also head of the Kneller Academy of Painting and Drawing from 1711-1716 in London. Kneller died of fever in 1723. There is a strong likelihood that this portrait of a young Caroline was painted sometime after she and George Augustus arrived in England as Prince and Princess of Wales.

This portrait was part of the Collection of the Duke of Fife, Duff House, Banffshire, Scotland and was exhibited in the Guelph Exhibition in the New Gallery, London in 1891.

The painting was loaned to the College from Marjorie M. Post’s private collection in February 1965.  It was gifted to the college in May 1973.

Through a generous grant from the Helen Jones Foundation, the Caroline portrait received restorative treatment in 2009. The conservation process revealed that the painting had received later painted additions to the background drapery and to the sitter, perhaps in an attempt by an auction house to make the painting more desirable for sale. These later additions were removed, revealing Caroline’s classic features, as well as the original background.

This is the portrait Ms. Tucker shared with me, prior to restoration. You couldn’t even imagine the difference. At one point, some of the colors were even different!

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The Sultan of Morocco on a Stallion
Charles Baskerville, Jr., 1927

I just totally butchered the horses’ headdress in this photo, and unfortunately, was unable to find a single copy of the image on Google Images or Wikipedia, or the National Potrait Gallery’s database.

Is it possible no one knows about this portrait, other than patrons of the Post Collection?

The portrait has an interesting bit of history.

The only 20th century artist represented in the collection, Charles Baskerville, Jr., was a prominent American portrait painter, illustrator, cartoonist, and muralist.  Named after his father, he was born in 1896 in Raleigh, N.C.

The younger Baskerville intended to become an architect, but interrupted his college years at Cornell University to join the Rainbow Division in World War I. After the war, he returned to Cornell and began to pursue a career in art. Upon graduation, he came to New York and achieved immediate success with drawings published in the day’s leading humor magazines.  In 1925, he was recruited by The New Yorker magazine to illustrate a night club column, where he used the pseudonym Top Hat.

Those prominent individuals who sat for Baskerville included Jawaharlad Nehru, Bernad Baruch, William S. Paley, the Duchess of Windsor, Cornelius Vanderbilt Whitney, Mr. and Mrs. Paul Mellon, Richard Rogers, and Helen Hayes. He trekked by pony and foot through the Himalayas to Katmandu to paint the King of Nepal.

During World War II, Baskerville was designated the official portrait painter of the Army Air Forces.  As a lieutenant colonel, he traveled to the theaters of war to create more than 60 likenesses of officers and enlisted men that were exhibited widely and are on permanent exhibition at the Pentagon.

In his lifetime, he has had more than a dozen one-man shows in New York City and his work was exhibited at the National Gallery of Art and the Corcoran Gallery in Washington, the Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Whitney Museum of Art in New York City, the Carnegie Institute in Pittsburgh and the Chicago Art Institute.

As a muralist, he painted for private residences as well the Wall Street Club, the conference room of the Joint Committee on Military Affairs of the Senate and House and for the main lounge and ballroom of the ocean liner America

Baskerville was an acquaintance of Marjorie Post, and Mrs. Post built the ballroom of her Palm Beach, Florida, home, Mar-a-Lago, around his mural, The Sultan of Morocco on a Stallion.  Further research has revealed that Baskerville painted and signed a “copy” of this original for Mrs. Post to replace his original at the time of her gift to the College. Donald Trump now owns the home, and runs the Mar-a-Lago club from it, fitting for an artist who’s early works illustrated a night club column. Even in pictures of the estate, I did not come across one photo of this potrait. I wonder if the original mural is still there? I wonder if I could use this as an excuse to talk Donald Trump into a tour? (Like Donald Trump would give a retired Marine blogger 5 minutes of his time, lol,)

The painting was added to the collection and donated to the College in March 1966.

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Catherine the Great
Dowager Empress of Russia
Artist Unknown, 18th Century

This oil painting is a pastiche of an original portrait of the Russian Dowager Empress painted after she assumed the throne in 1762. It was common at the time for court artists to make copies of original portraits of monarchs for other royalty to display in their residences. On the back of the painting is an old label saying it had been in the collection of Prince Alexander Mikhailovitch Beloselsky (1752-1809). It was in all likelihood displayed in the grand and enormous Beloselsky-Belorzersky Palace on the Neva Prospeck in St. Petersburg, Russia, across from the imperial Anitchkov Palace.

Catherine the Great was Empress of Russia from 1762-1796. The Academy of Arts, reorganized in 1774 under Catherine II became the nursery of Russian artists. The Academy was a copy of that in Paris, even sending its professors to Paris to study. However, the majority of Russian artists of the period were peasants. At an early age, they were sent to study with a master, requiring them to work in the manner of the master. This is the reason so many fine portraits of the 18th century are attributed to unknown artists.

This painting was presented to the College in June 1968.

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Napoleon’s Retreat from Russia                                                                                                          Joseph Emmanuel van den Bussche, 1884

Joseph Emmanuel van den Bussche was a painter of “genre” and history. He was born in Antwerp, Belgium, in 1837 and died in Boitsfort near Brussels in 1908. He was a professor in Brussels. Emperor Napoleon was a favorite subject of van den Bussche. Two other paintings – Napoleon’s Battle at Waterloo and Laissez Passar L’Empereur – picture Napoleon in a historical context. Napoleon’s retreat from Russia in 1812 was a major turning point in the Napoleonic Wars. The campaign reduced the French and allied invasion forces to a tiny fraction of their original strength.

This historical  painting was given to SPC in January 1966.

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Bacchanalian Feast
Artist Unknown, 18th Century

An excellent example of 18th century Italian genre art, this oil painting features the Roman god Bacchus in revelry with humans, satyrs and other mythical creatures. The painting was purchased by Marjorie M. Post’s father, C.W. Post in 1912 at the famous Galleria Borghese sale in Rome.  The Galleria Borghese dates back to Cardinal Scipione Borghese, nephew to Pope Paul V (1605), and a great collector of Italian sculpture and art. This painting was presented to the College by Mrs. Post in January 1966.

With the assistance of a generous grant from The CHFoundation, the painting underwent restorative treatment in 2011. While undergoing treatment, evidence was discovered that supports the probability that the painting is an original work of art by a single artist. Prior to treatment, it was believed the painting was a copy of other art and might have been painted by multiple artists.

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Flemish Countryside
F. Van Paemel, 1780

This is a Flemish painting that depicts a genre scene in the landscape, a subject highly appreciated and expressed among Dutch artists during the late 18th century. It presents a narrative of celebration and play in the lives of common people. The landscape is the kind that enjoyed great popularity because its elements were so familiar, from the distant city in atmospheric perspective to the fluidity of brush stroke expressing foreground detail.

The painting was originally displayed in Mrs. Post’s Florida Mar-a-Lago Estate in the Pine Hall, along with four other paintings depicting similar genre scenes. The series of five paintings was purchased by Mrs. Post in the 1920s. This painting, the largest of the series, was given to the College in January, 1966.

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I botched getting a pix of the signage for this landscape, so that I cannot tell what it is. I did not see it on the website, either. I have a pretty good feeling it is Flemish, as the only other true landscape in the collection was Flemish. This, and the Russian portraits were particular favorites of mine–I guess I will have to visit the collection again, to figure out what it is!

It also appears I failed to get a picture of the Birds in Landscape, an oil painting by Carl Jutz, in 1860. It is possible it was away being restored, because I truly don’t recall it. It is also possible it was taken by the Smitshonian Institute, when they realized the only copy of it was in a tiny museum in Levelland, Texas. Ms. Tucker did mention that had happened to one piece. I can’t view the picture on the exhibit website, and get numerous pictures of birds when I use Google Images (nothing of which reminds me of my visit that day), and nothing when I try to pull up the artist in Wikipedia.

For information about the Post Art Collection and other scheduled exhibitions, contact:

Ippy Greer, Post Collection Curator
South Plains College Fine Arts Department
1401 S. College Ave.
Levelland, TX 79336
(806) 716-2261, (806) 716-2270

Email: igreer@southplainscollege.edu

For more information about the Post Art Restoration Project, contact:

Office of Institutional Advancement
South Plains College
1401 S. College Ave.
Levelland, TX 79336
(806) 716-2218, (806) 716-2217
Email: sjohn@southplainscollege.edu

Photo Post of the Day

I was doing so well with this, before the big break in July for my son’s wedding, Princess Chaos’ 2nd birthday, and the birth of my grandson. So I decided I would re-start this tradition by showing you some pixs from my trip!

Havoc and Chaos

This is Princess Chaos, and her newest minion, Prince Havoc. He was born exactly a week before her 2nd birthday. This was the first time she held him!

diva chaos

This is Princess Chaos in Definitely Divine Diva mode, during her birthday party, the Saturday before her baby brother was born. She is wearing the purple coat, hat and necklace I made her, and pink sunglasses and “hello, kitty” t-shirt from her Nana.Replicas of this coat are on sale now, at my etsy shop, at Oma’s Awesome Closet!

levelland courthouse, east facing view

I spent a day when I was getting the car repaired, exploring the grand city of Levelland, Texas. I believe this was the east-facing view of the Levelland Courthouse.

courthouse historical marker, levelland

Here is a close-up of the historical marker. I had freqently thought of Levelland as a sort of nowheresville, until I visited. There is actually lots of history, and plenty to do!

Daily Prompt: The Golden Key


So, today our prompt is “You’ve been given a key that can open one building, room, locker, or box to which you don’t normally have access. How do you use it, and why?”

I am a base creature. I have base desires. The golden key wouldn’t really work for me unless it included the ability to keep, lawfully, whatever I removed from this room that I don’t normally have access to.

Because, you see, I would want access to the bank vault with the most cash in it…

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! This is not the socially relevant post I spent hours working on last night, and subsequently lost. I lost my enthusiasm for that, but it is a topic on my mind, so something may come of that later. This post is purely a flight of fancy, along the lines of “what would you do, if money were no object…”

That being said, you have been warned.

I would spend Christmas Day lounging on the beach in Australia, with the grand-babbees, and take as much time as I wanted exploring Down Under and New Zealand.

But……..I would not be entirely selfish with what I would do with the money.

Part of it would go to buying a plot of land, in the country, near Shreveport, for PetSavers to use as a facility for dogs they will never be able to adopt out. Secondly, I would fund a perpetual trust that would create internship positions for students in high school or college, who wanted to study veterinarian medicine. They would receive a very small stipend and references, in exchange for work. It would be a comfy place where every dog had an indoor and an outdoor place, and lived with a family group of dogs they got along with. It would just be a bit more “homey” than their current confines.

Next, I would buy my son a car that there was absolutely-no-doubt that it would take him on his 100-mile-a-day journey from school to work to home.

I would donate $15,000 to the Robinson Film Center, and maybe set up another perpetual trust to continue giving at least $1000. a year. I would want some of that money to go towards an education collaboration with local colleges to study vintage Hollywood movies, and share their research with the public.

Thirdly, I would buy a small flat or apartment in Lubbock, so I wouldn’t have to encroach on my son’s space whenever I visited.

I might also consider buying my son a patch of land to build a house on, or give him a down payment for a house of his choice, though it would be entirely his responsibility to make house payments and taxes.

I would set up a perpetual fund that would give money to organizations that trained dogs from shelters to be service dogs for veterans, either for those with TBI’s or PTSD. The organization would have to train both the dog, and the service person to work with the dog. It would be a mutually-beneficial thing for both the person and the dog. Ideally, the fund would support the training of 4 vet/dog teams per year.

Next, I would buy a comfortable, relatively new RV for us to travel the states in, and a smart car for a getting-about-town car.

I would fund a trust to provide a partnership between the social work department at the Veteran’s Administration, the Vocational Rehabilitation department at the Veteran’s Administration, and Habitat for Humanity. This would be a grassroots partnership, at individual VA’s. This partnerships’ aim would be to provide housing for homeless vets, or vets in danger of becoming homeless, exclusively. Habitat would run the where and hows of building each house, and vets would work on their houses, and perhaps the houses of other vets. If special accommodations were needed for wounded vets, that would be accounted for, as well.

Next, I would buy the significant others’ Mums’ house from his sister, so she would have a little less financial stress, now that she has the new baby. Of course, it would continue to be Mums’ house, for as long as she wanted. We might put in a second bath, and maybe another bedroom. We could store stuff there while we travel and not have to worry about a rental or mortgage.

I would fund a Rick Astley fan club members’ reunion, and hire Rick for 3 days worth of personal shows and visitations, including lavish breakfasts, wonderful tapas, and free-flowing beverages, wherever the club voted to have a reunion at.

I would fully fund a college fund for both the grand-babbees, so they could go to school with no worries. I would set up additional funds, as rewards for finishing high school, so they could get their choice of a car, or a trip to Europe, and a reward for finishing college, where they could get a down-payment on a house, or pay off 25% of any college debt they had acquired. If they joined the military instead of going to college, they would still get the high school reward money, but the college money, and graduation rewards would not be theirs until they finished college through the service, or reached 40, whichever came first.

I would buy one of the several overgrown splotches downtown that used to be vibrant businesses, and bring together Louisiana Master Gardeners to make a community garden. All food grown there would be free for the asking for the hungry, and any additional food would go to the local food bank, minus whatever might be preserved and sold at local Farmers’ Markets, to support the garden. It would also serve as a research space for current agricultural students to try out ideas and learn about urban gardening.

I would buy 2 tickets for a year-long, around the world cruise.

I would fund a trust to build a “Museum of Libraries” with a branch on each continent. The Museum would strive to display travelling exhibits of important books through history, such as the Book of Kells, The Art of War, The Republic, by Plato, the Gutenberg Bible, The Wealth of Nations, Common Sense and The Rights of Man, The Communist Manifesto, The Origin of Species, The Grapes of Wrath, Slaughterhouse 5, The Epic of Gilgamesh, Poor Man of Nippur, The Trojan War Cycle, and such. The mission of this museum would be to share books that have been important, all throughout history, without being a respector of specific authors/religions/political views. An American would have as equal access to Uncle Tom’s Cabin as he would the Communist Manifesto, as would a person from the Soviet Bloc. or Sierra Leone, or Sydney.

I would buy a little apartment above a flower shop, somewhere in Europe, and plan all my European excursions from there. I would visit every museum in every country I possible could, and have all manner of additional adventures. I might also write a novel, or start my own historical clothing line from there–or both! And I would learn to play some musical instrument, or at least attain some semblance of a beat!

I would periodically take those folks who hold up signs at the intersection reading “Homeless Vet, Please Help” to lunch, and to get basic needs, and even a place to crash for a few nights.

I would buy another little apartment, near a Buddhist temple and wonderful food, in Asia, and use it as a base for explorations in this part of the world.

I would buy the building that currently accommodates the downtown YMCA. I would pay for any repairs or upgrades necessary to bring it to ADA regulations, without interfering with its’ place on the National Historic Register. I would not want to interfere with the mission and function of the Y. Then, on the top floor, I would build a spacious apartment and work studio for myself and the significant other. The building has terrific bones and fabulous architectural embellishments, and I would have an amazing gym, pool, whirlpool and steam room at my disposal, just by going downstairs!

So, as a means to an end, the key would be a wonderful thing, only if whatever I took from the room would be lawfully mine. Does the fact I plan to use the money to spread good alleviate the fact that some would consider this ill-gotten gains?