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I woke up this morning to the sounds of a leaf blower in my yard. I don’t own a leaf blower, and the significant other was still asleep.

I looked out my front window.

There is a woman, in a bikini, with a parasol, and a leaf blower, blowing my sidewalk.

Wtf?

Uhm, thank you for blowing my sidewalk…

She wandered off down the road, blowing everyone’s sidewalk as she went. ?????????!!!!!!!!

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